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Here you are, sir.
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Oh, darling, thank you so much
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for helping me out.
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Uh, pardon me.
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Well, Meadows,
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I see you've taken care
of the cakes and pies.
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Yes, ma'am,
but I can't understand
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why we are so overloaded
with them.
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Well, you see, Meadows,
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I'm entertaining the
Restaurant Owners' Association.
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If they like my pastries,
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my bakery business
will increase.
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A very clever idea,
Mrs. Castor.
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Uh, come along with me,
and bring the cart, Meadows.
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Yes.
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They're having a party.
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Ah, they wouldn't hire us
to exterminate pests
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even if they had 'em.
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I'm tired.
Oh, me too.
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These cats weigh a ton.
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Look at the blisters.
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All day we've been going
from house to house
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to drum up business.
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And all we got
was one measly little $10 job.
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But we caught a lot
of moths and ants
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that we can sell
to a medical lab.
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And all the mice we caught
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we can sell to a furrier
that makes fur coats.
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I got it.
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Moths, mice and ants.
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We'll put 'em
all over the house,
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then they'll have to hire us
to exterminate them.
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Genius. Hey.
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Why didn't you think of that?
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Oh. Why didn't you
think of it?
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Oh.
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Larry, you take charge
of the ground floor.
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Shemp and I will
climb that trellis
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and take care
of the upstairs. Come on.
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Get busy,
and don't make any noise.
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I'll be as quiet as the mice.
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Moths.
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That must be the closet.
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There's a fur coat.
Go to work on it.
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Shoo, shoo.
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Hey, Moe, I loaded
the bathroom with grasshoppers,
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and put two frogs
in the bathtub.
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Good work.
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Ants.
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Oh, these shoes
are driving me crazy.
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Oh, this is too bad.
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Oh, I can't stand it, Fifi.
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Hey, somebody's coming.
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What's the matter?
My hand is caught...
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Come on, get going here.
Oh.
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Get my hand out of there.
All right.
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Under the bed, quick.
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Fifi, get me
my black satin shoes.
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My feet are killing me.
Oui, madame.
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That's what I get for
trying to cram my foot
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into a 4B.
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Oh.
Oh, my poor toes.
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Oh, madame, the closet,
she is full with moths.
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Moths? How awful.
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Hurry and put my shoes on.
I must tell Meadows.
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Hurry, Fifi.
Oui, madame.
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There's something in there.
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Madame, there is mouses
in the house.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you missed.
Hurry, get him now.
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You missed again.
Uh, quick, Fifi, my other shoe.
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I must have this house
cleaned out immediately.
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If my company sees these pests,
I'll be ruined.
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Oh, madame, you have ants.
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Don't get personal, Fifi.
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Come on.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hey... Oh!
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Oh.
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Watch what you're doing.
Do what you're watching.
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Aw, come on.
Let's get out of here. Oh!
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I didn't mean it.
What happened?
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Oh! Oh! Hey!
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What do you think
this is, a pinwheel?
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No. Come on, let's go.
Oh!
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Oh.
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Meadows, we're overrun with
ants, mice and moths upstairs.
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And downstairs too, madame.
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Oh.
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Pardon me.
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You couldn't use
a good exterminators?
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We exterminate
mice, ants, moths.
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Oh, heaven must have sent you.
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The house is full of them.
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Meadows, dress them
in clothes like our guests
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so they can work
in the living room unobserved.
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And, gentlemen, they must not
know what you are doing.
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You're a cinch. We don't know
what we're doing ourselves.
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Heh-heh-heh!
Always clowning.
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Oh.
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Uh, this way, gentlemen.
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Kiss me.
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I'm poisoned.
Come on here, get out.
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The market's been very bad
for the last two or three days.
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Boy, oh, boy. You know,
I think this time
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we really ought to
get rid of those mice,
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and I got the sure way to do it.
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Boy, what a beautiful place.
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Some day I'm gonna own
a joint like this myself.
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Hey, try this cheese.
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Oh, thanks, my favorite fruit.
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See spots in front of your eyes?
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Nah.
I used to see triangles.
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I knew it. I should have put
more rat poison in there.
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No, you got to stuff it right...
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Why, you...
Ow!
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Eh?
Hey.
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I want the silverware
put out now.
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The glassware, and I want
Fifi to serve the drinks.
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And tell the chef that I want
that special dressing...
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Seen any mice?
No, I haven't.
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And I want...
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Get those cats
out of here quickly.
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Hey, mouse-y, mouse-y.
Swiss cheese coming...
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Hey, watch it.
Pardon me.
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Shemp, get rid of those cats
before somebody sees 'em.
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In here, quick.
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Oh, hello.
Mr. Philander.
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Look, there's Tom.
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Mouse-y.
Come, mouse-y, mouse...
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Shemp, hold still.
Don't move.
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Oof!
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I saved your life.
A mouse attacked you,
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and I got him with this.
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Right like that.
Wait a minute.
Oh.
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Oh, Shemp, I'm sorry.
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Ouch!
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Ah!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
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I have just discovered
that Mr. Philander
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is an accomplished pianist.
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He has graciously consented to
render a selection on the piano.
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She say
he's gonna play the piano?
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The cats.
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What was that?
I didn't hear a thing.
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Neither did I.
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Which one of you
put those cats in the piano?
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He did.
He did.
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Ooh.
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Go on. Go on. Go on.
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Stupid idiot.
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Go on in there
and get the rest of those cats.
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Go on.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Oh, they're all out of here,
Moe. I'm stuck. Get me out.
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Uh...
Help.
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Take it easy, now.
Easy, now.
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Up! Heave!
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Hey!
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Moe. Help me, I'm stuck.
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Okay, kid, take it easy.
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Come on, give me a hand.
Get me out.
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Easy, boy. That's easy, now.
Let me have a grip on you.
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- Come on, kid.
- Forehead. Come on.
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Easy, now. Easy. Easy, kid.
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Larry, where are you?
I'm right here. Help.
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Okay, kid. Okay.
I'm all right, huh?
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Meadows,
serve the refreshments quickly.
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Yes, ma'am.
Mr. Philander. Oh.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
refreshments are served.
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There are several tables.
Please help yourselves.
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Eats!
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Pardon me.
Boy, I'm starving.
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Boy, a "banquetty."
Oh.
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Squab.
Wait a minute.
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You gonna eat that alone?
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No, I'll wait.
Maybe I'll get potatoes.
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Wait a minute.
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Here's a drumstick.
Thanks.
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Get out. Go ahead. Go on.
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What are you doing?
Think you're playing poker?
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Quit stacking the deck.
Oh, I'm hungry.
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May I serve you some punch?
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Certainly, and see what the boys
in the back room will have.
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Hee-hee-hee!
She's very "hospital."
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Certainly. Sister,
pass me a piece of... Oh.
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Very good you are.
Come on, come on.
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Moe, let go.
Moe, let go.
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Silver.
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Ah, ah. Naughty, naughty.
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Here, you forgot these.
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We're in the same racket, bud.
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Oh, oh.
Why, you stupid stooge.
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You wanna get us thrown out
of here before we get our money?
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Oh! Why, you... Oh!
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Why, you...
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One of these days,
I'll chew your head off.
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Aw, a barking dog never bites.
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Yeah?
Ooh!
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Go on, get away from here.
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Oh, poppy seed cake.
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The poppy seeds are walkin'.
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Dear young man,
do tell me about yourself.
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Well, you see, it, uh...
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Well, that is, uh...
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You'll pardon me.
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If you don't tell me
all about this metamorphosis,
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I shall always feel
that I've missed something.
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Lady, if you don't
leave right now,
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you're not gonna
miss anything. I...
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Young man, what's wrong?
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You act as though
the Sword of Damocles
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is hanging over your head.
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Lady, you must be psychic.
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Wonder what's wrong
with that young man.
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Oh.
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You featherbrained imbecile.
Are you trying to ruin us too?
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You know,
you're a little bit too bossy.
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Aah! Ooh.
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I'm too bossy, huh?
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Wise guy.
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Oof.
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You forgot to duck.
Ha-ha-ha!
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So did you.
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Why, I've never heard
of such a thing.
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No, wait. Wait,
let's call a truce.
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Come on, now.
Come on, you started this.
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Ha-ha...
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Wait a minute, Moe.
Wait. Now, look...
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Your drink, madame.
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Pardon me, madame.
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Stop it!
Stop it this minute.
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You disgraceful vagabonds.
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Oh! Oh.
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Ooh. So.
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You want to play rough,
do you? Well...
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- Wait a minute, lady.
- Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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I raised my rifle and fired.
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Naturally, the, uh...
The lions halted.
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But... But you understand
exactly what I'm talking about.
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Oh, you must be...
Larry, I apologize.
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This must cease!
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Oh, well.
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Mr. Philander, I just know
you're going to love my pies.
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Somebody's gonna get this pie
right in the mush.
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A wise guy, eh?
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How do you like that?
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Why, you...
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Oh.